You wouldn't like his face either
-I kicked a solid pumpkin that I assumed had been carved because I didn't like his face. Turns out it was drawn on there.
-I shake fists that are meant to be bumped
-I got 3rd degree sun burns on my feet because I got hungry and walked my ghostly feet for hours on the beach back to the place I was staying
-I started a business in the height of a recession
-I picked my college major by flipping through the book and looking for something with no math and no chemistry
-I order things off menus I don't want
-I've punched more inanimate objects than I can count
-I taught my younger brother to drive on Challenger's track because I didn't want him to worry about hitting light poles in the parking lot (or maybe because I thought it was funny)
-I bought a watch at Wal-Mart the size of Flava Flav's clock
-I recently bought a coconut
-I made and wore a necklace made from the medallion off of a bottle of Brut cologne
-I jumped off of a bridge into 6 inches of water
-I drove a Delta 88 Oldsmobile with a crown air freshener and wondered why the brothers looked at me funny
-For one of my first job interviews I was asked what my number one goal was and I told them it was to be the first white guy on Soul Train (got the job)
-I moved to Ireland for a summer without a job and not knowing anyone there
-I did a research paper on haircuts
-I had a group of grown women carry potted plants, hop across a football field in mesh bags, drag a tire on a rope, well this one can take a while and is ongoing. Probably needs its own page.
-I bet everything I had won in Roulette on the green double zero for three reason:
1. It was St. Patrick's Day
2. I'm Irish
3. I'm a dumb a@@
-I wrote all this stuff down for other people to read